Tuesday, February 19, 2008

There Will Be Blood

A masterpiece, it is not. It's certainly ambitious, tries to be original, to stay true to its own voice and not cower in the face of what's safe, easy, and popular. And for the first half, it tells a damn good story. Sadly, where There Will Be Blood goes wrong is at the halfway point, when a crucial plot development occurs that pretty much derails the film's disciplined focus and, ultimately, severely dilutes its impact.

Which is a shame, since this really could've been a powerful movie. It sets itself up to be a dark and moving father-son story, and there are scenes after the halfway point that would've resonated so much more, had they not been overshadowed by the aforementioned disappointing turn the movie decides to take.

Perhaps not coincidentally, it's this turn at which director Paul Thomas Anderson's adaptation of Uptor Sinclair's Oil! ends, and his own take on the material begins.

This is not to say the movie simply stinks during the second half. In fact, there are some pretty entertaining parts, such as the infamous "I drink your milkshake!" scene (ironic how that phrase has become a catchphrase representing the film, even though it really sums up absolutely nothing relevant to the story at all). But those entertaining moments come at a cost—namely, betraying the story's original direction in favor of pointless scenery-chewing.

Daniel Day-Lewis is perhaps one of the few actors who can make scenery-chewing seem like the reason why we have actors. Luckily, Day-Lewis also knows how to imbue his characters with subtler stuff than that, and it's in moments where we see quieter, more complex statements of his suppressed rage and emotional pain that make his performance truly noteworthy.

In the end, the film is pretty odd, a definite mixed bag of memorable scenes, of staggering missed potential, of moments that are somewhere between amusing and disturbing. In some ways, There Will Be Blood feels both undercooked and overcooked at the same time. There are enough arresting parts to prevent the film from simply being dismissed as completely misguided, but the level of greatness it tries to achieve easily escapes the movie's grasp by quite some distance.

Still, this shows that some people in Hollywood are at least trying to make good dramas that take genuine risks, and that's definitely an encouraging sign for American creativity.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Elijah Cummings: "Say it ain't so."



Well, not exactly. But he said something to that effect at Roger Clemens' hearing:

"It's hard to believe you, sir. I hate to say that," said Representative Elijah Cummings. "You're one of my heroes, but it's hard to believe."

Here's the article.

I could go for a bottle of Elijah Craig right now.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Rifftrax



Rifftrax. Contemporary movies given the "Mystery Science Theater 3000" treatment.

More clips here.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Report Card

Swedes.

Time Magazine has an article on Iraqi refugees. Here's a scorecard:

United States
Population: 301,139,947
Life Expectancy: 78 years
Founded: 1776
Founding Fathers: White men who didn't want to pay taxes
Current Ruling Philosophy: White men who don't want to pay taxes
Iraq Refugees Accepted thus far: 2,700

Sweden
Population: 9,031,088
Life Expectancy: 80 years
Founded: Mentioned by Roman Historian Tacitus, 1st cent. AD.
Founding Fathers: Iron Age Chieftains
Current Ruling Philosophy: If it feels good, do it.
Iraqi Refugees Accepted thus far: 31,300

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Cheating 101

I found a site posting a bunch of videos of kids telling how they cheat on tests. One girl stared into the camera and said "I hope my teachers don't see this, because that would be awkward."

This person was smart enough to hide their face, I also think they had the most interesting plan --

There's one very appropriate scene in another video. A kid talks about how to cheat by writing notes on a small piece of paper, that he then hides between playing cards. He writes on a slip of paper as an example, holds it up to the camera, and it says ---